saturgay:

roses are red

corbin is bleu

if u dont like high school musical

im not gonna fuck u

pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

circletines:

my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag