i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
sex is so weird like hey let me stick my rock hard limb into ur tiny hole and then slam into you repeatedly because i love you
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
having sex with someone is always a threesome when you have god in the room
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.