June 2013
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
Its time for you to log out.
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
zcha:
i want to kiss you but at the same time i want to fucking murder you
Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
sex is so weird like hey let me stick my rock hard limb into ur tiny hole and then slam into you repeatedly because i love you
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful
46 or 47 what?
blades of grass of course
having sex with someone is always a threesome when you have god in the room
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
